belle - tilapia

So the kids are all begging for tilapia lately, and one night we were eating dinner and Belle looks up and says "Daddy, I know when we eat it it's white, but what color is tilapia when its...you know...still a REAL fish"

derek

So Derek was watching a Thomas movie and during a silent few seconds of the movie he went over and turned the volume all the way up with that little devilish smile...and all of a sudden the narrator screams "YOU ARE A VERY DISOBEDIENT LITTLE ENGINE!". His eyes got huge and he backed away and started crying very quietly...priceless! :-)