Phrases I never thought I'd have to say:

Sept 11 2008
Phrases I never thought I'd have to say:
1. No Julie, your sandwich is NOT a tissue! (as she blows her nose into her slice of bread, repeatedly)


We were at the hair place getting Belle's hair cut and the hair dresser was talking about all of her kids. Belle says "What number are there?"
"Oh, how many kids do I have?"
"Yes"
"Seven"
"Then why aren't you in heaven with God?"
total confusion on the hairdressers face.
I explained to her that when I was pregnant with Juliana, Belle wanted me to have 10 babies in my tummy, and I told her that if I were to have that many babies all at one time, I would end up going to heaven to be with God.
"Well, only 4 of them were ever in my tummy...and not all at once! But, you're right, if I had had all of them in my tummy at one time I probably would have gone to heaven like your mommy said!"